Well, I don't know an operating system that doesn't do that. So you're out of luck unfortunately.

I've never thought of it that way before. But yes, I still do.

alias always-be-polite-and-talk-proper-even-when-non-sensical='awk'

The digestive noises you mentioned were actually called after those commands.

Would you rather have memory address to call? It's just symbolics, up to you to map it up.

Groff!

Body noises is better than software from a company that tries to patent everything.

Hahaha, so funny.

Allow the user to tailor the environment.

Bon appetit!